I am a little ticked off at Tony tonight. He knows it, and he knows he won't be getting any in a few days either. He went to the store today. No big deal. When he gets home he tells me that the cashier started a conversation with him about how she liked his shirt. To which his ignorant ass proceeded to strike up a conversation regariding the purchase of said shirt. Hello??? What is wrong with this picture?
1) I picked out the damn shirt, heaven forbid he wear anything other than a T-shirt.
2) Hell yeah the cashier is going to hit on his fine ass in a nice shirt.
3) Who forgot to mention that he is married?
4) Furthermore, said wife picked out the damn shirt, not dumb husband.
Tony doesn't know why I would be upset. I don't usually get this way. I am not a jealous person, but I really hate it when people take credit for things that they weren't involved in. Sounds stupid as I write this, but rest assured, Tony is sleeping on the couch tonight!